•I'm gorgeous, so I must not be a virgin.
•I'm blonde, so I must be a stupid ditz.
•I'm a lesbian, so I must have a sex-tape.
•I speak my mind, so I must be a bitch.
•I'm a girl who actually eats lunch, so I must be fat.
•I have a bunch of guy friends, so I must be doing them all.
•I wear skirts a lot, so I must be a slut.
•I'm a cheerleader, so I must be a whore.
•I fell in love with a married man, so I must be a home-wrecking whore.
•I'm a teenage mom, so I must be an irresponsible slut.
•I have big boobs, so I must be a hoe.
•I'm a virgin so I must be prude.
•I'm skinny, so I must be anorexic.
•I'm Brazilian, so I must have a big butt.
•I'm black so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid.
•I hang out with gays, so I must be gay too.
•I'm a Negro so I must carry a gun.
•I'm Christian so I must hate homosexuals.
•I'm German, so I must be a Nazi.
•I'm Asian so I must be a nerd that does homework 24/7.
•I'm religious, so I must shove my beliefs down your throat.
•I'm an atheist, so I must hate the world.
•I'm Colombian, so I must be a drug dealer.
•I'm into theater & art, so I must be a homosexual.
•I'm Muslim so I must be covered up at all times.
•I dress in unusual ways so I must be looking for attention.
•I'm Indian, so I must own a convenient store.
•I don't have a religion, so I must be evil and have no morals.
•I'm Mexican, so I must have hopped the border.
•I'm rich, so I must be a conceited snob.
•I'm a guy, so I must only want to get into your pants.
•I'm native American, so I must dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
•I have a bunch of girls who are friends, so I must be gay.
•I'm Cuban, so I must spend my spare time rolling cigars.
•I'm young, so I must be naive.
•I'm Jamaican so I must smoke weed.
•I'm Asian so I must have a small penis.
•I'm Arab, so I must be a terrorist.
•I dye my hair crazy colors, so I must be looking for attention.
•I have straight A's, so I must have no social life.


stop judging.
peace. (:

Do you speak English?
-Yes
-Name?
-Adolf Bumin.
-Sex?
-3 to 5 times a week.
-No, I mean male/female?
-Yes, male,female and sometimes camels.
-Holy cow!
-Yes, cows, sheep...Animals in general.
-Oh dear,
-No, deer runs too fast




example of miscommunication.

happy v day to all th couples n nt to forget th singles.

A - AVAILABLE: unavailable.
B - BIRTHDAY: 110593/ 180693
C - CRUSHING ON: yulia volkova
D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD: plain water
E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: anyone who isnt deaf.
F - FAVORITE SONG: live love die.
G - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS: neither
H - HOMETOWN: outer space
I - IN LOVE WITH: tatu
J - JUGGLE: sch n slp
K - KILLED SOMEONE: mentally killed lots of ppl
L - LONGEST CAR RIDE: 3 hrs+
M- MILKSHAKE FLAVOR: vanilla
N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: 1 bro
O - ONE WISH: to die young
P - PERSON YOU CALLED LAST: well ur phrasing sucks it shd be 'person u lst called' G
R - REASON TO SMILE: something different everyday
S- SONG YOU LAST HEARD: fur elisse
T - TIME YOU WOKE UP:8 am
U - UNDERWEAR COLOR/PATTERN: LOL i dun rmb
V - VEGETABLE(S): cabbage
W - WORST HABIT: procrastinating
X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD: chest,stomach
Y – YOYOS ARE: child's game
Z - ZODIAC SIGN: taurus/gemini

Random Questions About You:
What color do you wear most?: black
Least favorite color?: pink,blue
What are you listening to?: nth atm
Are you happy with your life right now?: y shd i nt b happy?
What is your favorite class in school?: none
When do you start back at school/college?: monday
Are you outgoing?: idk
Favorite pair of shoes?: my heels
Where do you wish you were right now?: anywhere with her.
THE CANS:
Can you dance?: auditionsea. counted?
Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth?: no
Can you whistle?: yeah
Write with both hands?: yeah bt horrendously
Walk with your toes curled?: yeah

THE DO'S:
Do you believe there is life on other planets?: yeah
Do you believe in miracles?: yeah
Do you believe in magic?: yeah
Love at first sight?: nope
Do you believe in Satan?: yeah
Do you believe in Santa?: nope, cmon i aint a kid.
Do you know how to swim?: yeah
Do you like roller coasters?: very
Do you think you could handle the stuff they eat on those reality shows?: idk
THE HAVES:
Have you ever been on a plane?: yeah
Have you ever asked someone out?: yeah
Have you ever been asked out by someone?: yeah
Have you ever been to the ocean?: nah
THE WHATS:
What is the temperature outside?: 31?
What radio station do you listen to?: i dun listen to radio
What was the last restaurant you ate at?: sakae sushi
What was the last thing you bought?: uh i 4gt
What was the last thing on TV you watched?: i dun watch tv
THE WHOS:
Who was the last person you IM'd?: imd?
Who was the last person you took a picture of?: myself?
Who was the last person you said I love you to?: no 1
CRYING SECTION:
Ever really cried your heart out?: nah i jus drop a few tears
Ever cried yourself to sleep?: yeah
Ever cried on your friend's shoulder?: nah
Ever cried over the opposite sex?: no
Do you cry when you get an injury?: never
Do certain songs make you cry?: nah
HAPPY SECTION.
Are you a happy person?: sometimes
What can make you happy?: stuffs?
Do you wish you were happier?: I wish
Can music make you happy?:of course, its my life
LOVE SECTION.
How many times have you had your heart broken?: i dun bother to count
Have you ever loved someone so much that you'd die for them?: once
What is your current hair color?: super dark brown
Current piercings?: 5
Have any tattoos?: nt anymore
Eye color?: look into my eyes.
IN A BOY/GIRL:
Favorite eye color: any
Short or long hair: any
Height: taller thn me definitely
Best clothing: any
HAVE YOU EVER
Been to jail: nah
Laughed so hard you cried: yeah
Cried in school: once
Thrown up in a store: nah
Done something really stupid that you still laugh at today: obviously
Gone skinny dipping: no, bt i dun mind trying

THIS OR THAT
Pepsi or Coke: neither
McDonald's or Burger King: both
Single or Group Dates: single date
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Strawberries or Blueberries: neither
Meat or Veggies: VEGIES
TV or Movie: movie
Guitar or Drums?: drums
Adidas or Nike: both r fine
Chinese or Mexican: mexican
Cheerios or Corn Flakes: neither
Cake or Pie: pie
MTV or VH1: mtv

hey bloggie~ i knw its dam early. its jus 8 49 in th morning. bt i cant help it, im bored n im absofuckinglutely missing someone. ):
woke up in th morning at ard 8 thn went to had noodle for breakfast.
sat in my chair n played lame fb games til nw.
last night was kinda horribe. th feelings of nt toking to her on a sat night.
mayb tts b cos im used to spendings my sat going out with her, or either tt chatting with her online. she said tts shes gting her fone today. i rly hope so. rly rly miss her . T_T
slept at 12 30 last nite, i was fucking sleepy tho i slept for 2 hrs in th afternoon. damn.
n i had a dream, a dream tt i wil nv wan to dream agn.
nw im suffering frm an internal conflict. half of me wanted to go out at 12 to g's hse, bt th other half of me wants to jus sit infront of th com all day.
idk.. im lost.
sigh..

2 months since ive last posted.
i tot id forgotten my pwd bt luckily i managed to find it.
finally back to sg agn, got back my o lvl result, it wasnt that fantastic bt id say tt it suffice.
went to MDIS n studied there for a week.
kinda boring since i didn make much friends, but idc id rather b alone.
upcoming presentation on 22nd feb n test on 11-17 march. gg
i guess its time to b serious in my studies. no more playing ard lyk wad i did in sec sch.
other thn tat ive met my sec sch frds. im glad we still keep in touch even though journey of sec sch has ended.








shall stop here. bye bloggie.